I'M NOT A BRITATO? BR.................. ITA......BOO
BRITA/ FILTER?

LIVEJOURNAL IN 2013 WHAT UP I'M AN ADULT

man u know how also u dont post on ur lj for like 50 years and then you move and start a new job and fidn a roommate on tumblr and get into one direction damn livejouranl what the hell well HEY THEN!!! heres his hahahahah

ok lj i can understnad if ur mad at me but also remember how you lvoe me because of hp drunk fic well this is also drunk thats the best i can offer you im sorry i'll pay you money

title: the real housewives of doncaster
authors: forsanethaec & dicktective
words: like 3 digits idfk
FANDOM: ONE DIRECTION MOTHERFUCKERS IVE GIVEN UP ON LIFE
pairingtS???: whatever the fuCK OKAY liam/louis/niall kms
summary: ok balefully gave us the following prompt: "NIALL IS A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD. LIAM AND LOUIS ARE A GOOD-HEARTED COUPLE WHO TAKE HIM IN. THEY ENVISION HIM AS THEIR WARD BUT THEN OOPS PORN AND ALSO OT3. HARRY AND ZAYN ARE THEIR NOSY NEIGHBOURS." so.. theres taht
notes: Okay here we go one direction fanfiction. m? Not correcting nany ptp.... typos......... OKAY!!!! HERE WE GO LOL

FALSE START. Here we actually go. Now we’re listening to one direction ahhahahaha. these will be the notes for the fic. BEGIN.

haha lj cut what is that.. ok


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MERLIN

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Title: Albatross
Fandoms: The Social Network/LOST
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Warnings: A little blood and action/adventure scariness (on par with the show/what they could air on network television), and a spoilery warning (highlight to read): ambiguous/open ending.
Words: ~18k
Summary: Two years after the lawsuit ends, Mark and Eduardo are both flying on Oceanic Airways flight 815 when it crashes on a mysterious tropical island. A story about starting over, surviving together and finding one another along the way.

Art!!!: Poster by skyearth85, YAY, and illustration by lovesletyoudown coming soon because I'm a scheduling moron, but ALSO YAY.

Notes on the AU-ness: Don’t worry if you haven’t seen the show – this is fusion mostly in that it treats Mark and Eduardo as two of those background characters who never die but never have screentime either, and actual LOST characters make only minor appearances. I generally followed the season 1 timeline, meaning that if something doesn’t make sense, it’s probably not supposed to! Woohoo!!!

More notes about other shit: I’ve been writing this since January omg I can’t believe it’s done. BEACH FEELINGS. Huge thanks to my incredible artists, I love you both! Also thanks to the mod squad for tolerating my idiocy. And last but not least, thanks to tout_a_coup for the beta of the century, my_ownremedy for the much-needed LOST-neophyte’s perspective, Maddi for moral support and oflights for enabling early on. Originally (long, long ago) inspired by this AU graphic on Tumblr. Yay big bang!!! Hope u enjoy.

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i actually dont know how to use the internet but here's a link to... something... that i wrote... for archival purposes

title: every night, my heart unfolding
fandom: supernatural
pairing: sam/dean pre-slash or really mostly gen
words: 1300
summary: they sleep on the side of the road in north carolina the summer when sam is 16 and thinking of leaving for the first time.
notes: pre-series, 2nd person sam POV. for sister_wife.

read at AO3

is posting spn fic on lj a thing?? what is fandom. dnt understand anything

k yolo

oh god livejournal. well, over the past two weeks i watched the first 5 seasons of supernatural. i also watched some of s6 but i'm going to pretend that i didn't and moreover that the show ended at the end of s5. the wincest.............. oh god. it's too late for me. tell the children i love them.

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ok no but also in my life, i'm like 2/3 done with my tsn big bang (the lost AU!!!), I GOT A JOB! which is part-time but it's IN MY FIELD and will hopefully turn into somethign full time soon enough knock on wood, AND breaking bad ended so my life has gone back to being a husk of unquality television til either next summer or such time as i see fit to do somethign sensible such as finishing the sopranos or watching mad men. stick a fork in me, i am FUCKIN DONE.

what is livejournal? i dont know. i only kno how incest

Title: the education of our heroes
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Rating: PG
Words: 6,250
Warnings: gratuitous excerpting of poetry, sort of open ending, jacked up HTML
Summary: “Okay,” Mark says, breathless. “I, um. What do you guys want to do?” “Learn!” someone yells, and everybody laughs. (A loose Dead Poets Society AU. I promise it is not as sad as the movie.)
Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOLLY! I told you I’d actually finish this one of these days. So, my classics degree rears its ugly head again. This is kind of like if my Socrates AU had been a boarding school AU except with less character death?? Cool. Totally unbeta’d. Guest appearance by my username.

Also at AO3.


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